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  2. Alotsam and Jetsam

    The girl's father was rich and the suitor for her hand was poor, but remarkably persistent. "Papa," she said to the old gentleman, "if Frank asks me this evening to marry him, ...

    Article : 62 words
  3. Court and Witness Agree.

    An amusing incident occurred in one of the District Courts the other day. The counsel for the defence was making a very long cross-examination of an old lady, when he was ...

    Article : 61 words
  4. A New Version.

    "Sir, how is it you advertise all the beer a fellow can drink for sixpence and then stop me on one glass after I have paid my money?" indignantly demanded Hungry Willie. ...

    Article : 72 words
  5. Reasonable Supposition.

    "As I understand it," said Cumso, "oleomargarine is made of beef fat." "You are undoubtedly right," replied Cawker. ...

    Article : 43 words
  6. Her Little Confidence Game.

    "We're playing railway train," she said as she pulled her father's paper away, "and I'm the ticket collector. Tickets, please." He took a card from his pocket and handed ...

    Article : 88 words
  7. A "Give Away."

    A well-dressed, ladylike looking woman entered a tramoar the other day with her little of about 6 years of age. On the conductor coming to collect the fares the lady handed her ...

    Article : 89 words
  8. Tit For Tat.

    A bright 3-year old, an only child, living in Brisbane, induced her mamma to get down on the floor with her to "play blocks." After the game was fairly under way, Miss Loo picked ...

    Article : 73 words
  9. He Waited.

    The Inspector of Irish schools tells a good story. At a school where he made a surprise visit a little boy happened to come in for the first time, and stepped up to the inspector at ...

    Article : 104 words
  10. A Commercial's Joke.

    "Why didn't you call me at 6?" roared a commercial. traveller in a hotel as he faced the "Boots" angrily. "I did," calmly replied the man. ...

    Article : 97 words
  11. She Indorsed It.

    She handed the cheque to the paying teller. She was calm and collected, as if it was an every-day matter. "Madam," said the teller gently, "you have ...

    Article : 130 words
  12. A Treat for Johnny.

    A little girl who loves to tease as well as to eat sweets recently carried a box of chocolates to school. At recess she took her box of sweets to the school ground, and, of course, all of the ...

    Article : 138 words
  13. Facts and Fancies.

    A little nonsense now and then Is relished by the wisest man-HUDIBRAS. "They say Bargees got a barrel of money when his uncle died." "Yes, but he has only ...

    Article : 741 words
  14. Clerical Anecdotes.

    The "Liverpool Post" voucher for the truth of the following story: A nervous curate announced to his congregation: "Here beginneth the second chapter of the Duke of ...

    Article : 169 words
  15. One of Those Dress Pockets.

    She was quite a well-dressed woman waiting for the 10 o'clock train, and it was then 9.30. "How long will it be until that 10 o'clock train goes?" she asked at the ticket window. ...

    Article : 125 words
  16. Tennyson and His Clothes.

    An amusing anecdote of Tennyson is told by Sir Arthur Sullivan in his reminiscences. The composer writes: The first time Tennyson came to dine at my house the door ...

    Article : 190 words
  17. He Was Too Smart.

    He was the only man at the table full of lovely girls, and, like all only men, he was spoilt. So when the belle of the table remarked that she was very fond of pepper, and ...

    Article : 153 words
  18. Niagara Failed to Please.

    One of the officials of the Canadian police at Niagara Falls tells the following story:— A German from Pennsylvania blow in the other day and asked the officials if there was ...

    Article : 162 words
  19. The Celebrity's Retort.

    There is a story going about America just now concerning a famous man of letters who visited Washington recently and was fairly deluged with invitations to breakfasts and ...

    Article : 198 words
  20. Too Much For the Clerk.

    An American exchange tells the following "tall" yarn:— A person who has had many years' experience in hospitals was speaking the other ...

    Article : 648 words
  21. The Tramp Won.

    "There's a queer story connected with that chair," said an old publican, pointing to a substantial piece of furniture in his private office. "I had it originally in my bar, for my ...

    Article : 320 words
  22. Her Ideal Was Shattered.

    A little girl in London has an extensive literary knowledge for her age, and she makes good use of it. "Alice in Wonderland," which her nurse has read to her again and again, is ...

    Article : 199 words
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