Hume Pipe Humer : we blow our own trumpet.

Hume Pipe Humer : we blow our own trumpet

Creator: Hume Pipe Company (Australia)

Call Number: HHP 14007/9

Created/Published: Melbourne : Hume Pipe Company, [1935?]

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HUMEPIPE HUMER WE BLOW OUR OWN TRUMPET	1
FOREWORD	3
IF YOU RIDE ON A TRAM	6
IF YOU 'PHONE YOUR WIFE—	8
IF YOU PLAY GOLF—	10
IF YOU ROLL THE LAWN	12
IF YOU RIDE IN A CAR	14
IF YOU DRIVE YOUR OWN CAR	16
IF YOU TELEPHONE	18
IF YOU TELEGRAPH	20
IF YOU TELL A WOMAN	22
IF YOU LIKE A DROP	24
IF YOU TAKE A DRINK	26
IF YOU EVER GET DRUNK	28
IF YOU SIT ON A SEAT	30
IF YOU GO TO HONG KONG	32
IF YOU ADVERTISE	34
IF YOU TAKE A BATH	36
IF YOU NOTICE THINGS	38
IF YOU GARDEN	40
IF YOU WOULD BE HYGIENIC	42
IF YOU WATER THE HORSES	44
IF YOU ARE ON THE ROAD	46
IF YOU SLEEP ON YOUR JOB	48
IF YOU BUILD PIPE LINES	50
IF YOU IRRIGATE	52
IF YOU GROW BACON	54
IF YOUR BUSINESS IS “CORNS”	56
IF YOU TRAVEL BY ROAD	58
IF YOU WOULD LEARN TO WALK STRAIGHT	60
IF YOU WOULD LIKE A NICE LITTLE HOME	62
IF (?) YOU BLOW BUBBLES—DON'T	64
IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR QUALITY	66
IF YOU ARE FARMING	68
IF YOU DO ANYTHING IN FACT	70
HUME PIPE COMPANY (AUSTRALIA) LIMITED	73
IF YOUR EYESIGHT IS GOOD	76

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