ADELAIDE PUNGH ALMANAC, 1883.
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Gardeners’ Calendar For 1883.
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Advertising
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In the Belfry.
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THE LAST WOMAN. AND THAT MAIDEN’S PRAYER.
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PATCHED.
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CHRISTMAS PRESENTS.
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PUNICIOUS EXAMPLES.
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The Ruling Passion.
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Fish Diet.
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Nothing Like Leather.
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"A CARD OF EVENTS."
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Advertising
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THE BRIDAL RACE.-TILTING AT THE RING.
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MARCH.
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The Old Song.
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CRICKET “CATCHES.”
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APRIL.
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Not Keeping Square.
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SOME EPISODES IN THE LIFE OF A TYRANT. HIS DESPOTISM AND DEPOSITION.
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Volunteer Mems.
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CHRISTMAS REFLECTIONS.
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Very Cold.
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MAY.
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JUNE.
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AMERY XMAS HAPPY NEW YEAR
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JULY.
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AUGUST.
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TAKING-IN THE TAKER-UP.
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THINGS THAT NOBODY LIKES.
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Queries.
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NEW COMPANIES.
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The Compositor.
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HALF-LENGTH PORTRAIT OF AN ÆSTHETIC MAIDEN. QUITE TOE-TOE.
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Advertising
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IT WAS A FAMOUS VICTORY.
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SEPTEMBER.
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At a Racecourse.
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The Tongue Again.
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An Appropriate Motto.
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DRESSES.
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ASS-UREDLY.
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Illustrations to the Poets. “A Chieftain to the Highlands bound!"
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OCTOBER.
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BARMEN VERSUS BARMAIDS-(OUR BAR-TENDERS OF THE FUTURE.)
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NOTES AT OUR VOLUNTEER MATCH.
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The Mosquito.
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At Eve.
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A Clerical Query.
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A SILENT LAUGH.
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OLD SPORTY, AS A RABBIT DESTROYER.
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BLIGHTED LOVE.
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NOVEMBER.
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Bumptious.
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The New Element.
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VERY LIKELY.
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DECEMBER.
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A Beautiful Dreamer.
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FIRST-CLASS CARRIAGE COMPANIONS.
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PICKINGS FROM THE POETS-No. 1.
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To the Public.
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ADELAIDE PUNCH.
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Genial Apostolicism.
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THE LUNGS OF THE CITY.
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Advertising
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Punch Down Town.
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Agricultural Item.
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Political Nursery Rhymes.
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The Vice-Regal Farawell.
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Amounts Received.
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Deep Boring.
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Mrs. Smoothbore at the Bay.
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South Australian Juresprudence.
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Springes
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What Boots It ?
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Port Victor Propriety.
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A New Year’s Day Episode.
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Contradicted
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Horror of Horrors!
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GLASS HOUSES
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PROFESSOR TAIT'S Family Moth.—Tai-à-Tait.
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Magisterial Advice.
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Hibernian Gallantry.
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Cribbage.
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Mrs. Smoothbore at the Races.
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'Arry-stocracy.
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To the Public.
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ADELAIDE PUNCH.
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Things Certainly Untrue.
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Advertising
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Punch Down Town.
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Terrific, Demoniac, Outrageous, Barbaric, and Destructive Fire.
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Pleeceman X at the Fire.
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Board of Marines.
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King Punch to King Cetewayo, Greeting.
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The Man for Galway.
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“Rot!”
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SPECIAL ACKNOWLEDGMENT.
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THE GOVERNOR’S LAST ADMINISTRATIVE ACT.
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The Rose of all Land Ale. Shringes
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An A Cross Stick.
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Meeting of Cabinet Council.
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Advertising
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Another Injustice to Port Adelaide.
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The Right Scheme.
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In Vino Veritas.
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“It’s an ill Wind,” &c.
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A Loan, alas !
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To Two Million Correspondents.
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Scarcely Proper for Jest.
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What Next ?
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Fishy.
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“Strike, Boys, Strike.”
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Canine.
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A Catastrophe.
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The Crops.
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PICKINGS FROM THE POETS.
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Canvassing his Merits.
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Insuperable Difficulty.
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Advertising
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Mrs. Smoothbore Invests.
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A Regular Cake.
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PICKINGS FROM THE POETS.
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To the Public.
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AMOUNTS RECEIVED.
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ADELAIDE PUNCH.
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Tomkinson to the Rescue !
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Advertising
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Opera Libretto. MORGUE AN ATTIC WAR.
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A Yarn for the Marines.
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Something like a Deadhead.
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WHERE’S THE CAT ?
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NOTICE TO QUIT.
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Stage Matters.
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The way out of it.
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Served Him Right.
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Springes
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A good Draw.
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The Very Worst Yet.
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A Black Job.
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Pleeceman X on Etiquette.
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“Palmam qui Meruit Ferat.”
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Another Cornstalk.
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Mrs. Smoothbore goes Shopping.
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Prize Bull from Western Australia.
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Suggestion suitable for the Hot Weather.
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One of the Christian Virtues.
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Enigma.
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A Little Too Candid.
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PICKINGS FROM THE POETS.
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SELLING HIS BIRTHRIGHT FOR A MESS OF POTTIDGE.
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To the Public.
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ADELAIDE PUNCH.
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Mistaken Identity.
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Mining Intelligence Extraordinary.
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THE BADGE OF SUFFERANCE.
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LETTER BOX
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A Local Court Lyric.
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What it is Coming to.
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Do Tell.
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Stage Matters.
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Barber-ous.
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Ne’er-a-Caught.
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Faugh-a-Ballagh.
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“Not for Cadwallader and all his Goats.”
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Press Row at the Pivot.
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Imperialism or Materialism.
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Victoria Laments.
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Meer-sham v. Chamier.
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COURT CAPERS.
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Springes
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Divorce a la mode.
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Miraculously Progressive.
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An Awfully Exaggerated Scene at the G. P. O. of Bunkumpore.
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The Smoke Nuisance.
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Nursery Rymes for the Times.
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Pleeceman X and the Rats.
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Advertising
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“Walk Round Corners.”
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“Love’s Labor Lost.”
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NASTY, VERY.
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“Hot.”
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The Thin End of the Wedge.
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Advertising
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Mrs. Smoothbore on Mrs. Langtry.
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Are they Barbarians ?
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Advertising
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PICKINGS FROM THE POETS.
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SERVANT-GALISM.
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To the Public.
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ADELAIDE PUNCH.
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Punch Down Town.
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Advertising
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THE BORDER LINE.
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Advertising
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Stage Matters.
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Pleeceman X on the Railway
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The Odd Trick.
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Rumors known to be Positively Untrue.
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Nature is Bountiful as well as Beautiful.
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Toujours Gai.
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Springes
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Amounts Received.
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The Age of Taste and Luxury
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A Tale of a Train.
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Ye Defence of Ye Ticket.
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Throw Physic (and physicians) to the Dogs.
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Over There.
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Railway Accidents.
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A Rehearsal.
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Prince and Peasant.
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Advertising
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Mrs. Smoothbore at the Police Court.
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Advertising
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PICKINGS FROM THE POETS.
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To the Public.
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ADELAIDE PUNCH.
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Notice to Correspondents.
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Dead Heads.
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Sample Valentines.
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“Ger-hushing!”
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An Idyll.
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“A Light Wanted.”
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Stage Matters.
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Cablegram-attic Salt.
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Ye Defence of Ye Ticket.
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OLD CURIOSITY SHOP.
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Springes
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Free Board Enquiry into the Grounding of the Governor Musgrave.
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Mr. Punch to the Australian Eleven.
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Policeman X at an Exhibition.
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An Episode.
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Turn and Turn About.
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Wanted—The Hair Apparent.
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Peter ; how about Paul ?
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A Morepork.
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A Black Job.
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An Oyster Stew.
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“O WHAT A FALLING OFF WAS THERE.”
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Cause and Effect.
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Much Ado about Nothing.
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Mrs. Smoothbore on the Corporation.
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Advertising
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PICKINGS FROM THE POETS.
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WELL KNOWN AUTHORS.
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NOTICE.
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ADELAIDE PUNCH.
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To Correspondents.
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THE OYSTER STRUGGLE.
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Mr. Punch Down Town.
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Unfounded Rumors.
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Censurable but not Culpable.
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As Usual.
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Springes
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The Dream of Eugene Aram.
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Breaking Monotony.
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Mem. from Mr.-'s Diary.
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The South-East.
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Punishable !
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“It is coming”
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Sweet girl graduates.
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PHRENOLOGICAL FACTS.
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TRAVELLING SHOWMEN.
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STAGE MATTERS.
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Latest from our Clairvoyant Special.
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Mars and Hymen.
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Advertising
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National Leaguers.
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Those Nationalists.
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Tit for Tat.
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How’s This ?
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Advertising
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Mrs. Smoothbore at the Play.
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The Bull and the Bobby
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Reward of Merit
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Hot Goods.
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PICKINGS FROM THE POETS.
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WELL KNOWN AUTHORS.
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NOTICE.
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ADELAIDE PUNCH.
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Mr. Punch Down Town.
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THE FINAL STRUGGLE.
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Policeman X at the Installation
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Oh Land of Liberty.
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The Queen’s English.
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At it Again.
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The Rivals.
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Springes The South Australian Emigrant.
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An opportunity for the Bible in State Schools Society.
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Mr. Punch’s A gony Column.
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Cockney Simplicity.
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Notices to Correspondents.
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Raison d’ Etre.
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THE CHARGE OF THE SIX DUND’RHEAD.
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TAKING THE OATH.
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Floreat Tomkey !
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Candid.
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The Presentation Nuisance.
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The Value of Consideration.
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Who is it ?
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Murder will Out.
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Advertising
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Mr. Punch’s first interview with His Excellency. Sir W. C. F. Robinson.
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Who Shot the Dawg ?
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The Rose and the Ring.
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“Staggering Bob,”
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This is from the “Courier.”
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That Bulwark Again.
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Let Well Alone.
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Advertising
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The Vice Regal Ceremony.
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A Daniel-come to Judgment.
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Advertising
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Mrs. Smoothbore on the Levee and at the Dawing Room.
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PICKINGS FROM THE POETS
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ADELAIDE PUNCH.
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Notices to Correspondents.
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HARD TIMES.
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NOTICE.
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TWO PROPHETS ON A CRUISE.
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Mr. Punch Down Town.
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Mr. “Unintelligible,” J.P.
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Advertising
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A Glorious Victory.
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A Logical Fallacy.
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Killing no Murder.
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Advertising
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LETTER BOX Letter from the Chief Secretary to the Hon J. Colton.
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Advertising
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The Koolunga Bunyip.
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“The Quality of Mercy is not Strained.”
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Pot Luck.
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SURRENDER OF SELECTION
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Stage Matters.
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Between Two Stools.
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On the Burst.
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High-sounding Names.
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Springes
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New Destitute Asylum Regulations.
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The Benefits of Clubs.
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Advertising
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The Gall of Servant-galism.
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Advertising
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Parliamentary Trinkets.
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Pleeceman X.
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Conundrum.
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Advertising
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BISHOP KENNION.
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BRIEF STATEMENT OF THE IRISH QUESTION.
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NOTICE.
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ADELAIDE PUNCH.
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EXTRSMES MEET.
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Advertising
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LETTER BOX Royal Horticultural and Agricultural Society.
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Notices to Correspondents
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Cablegram—Attic Salt.
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Mr. Punch Down Town.
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Mr. Punch Receives Witling—a mere Bore ; (AFTER HIS OWN PECULIAR FASHION.) A NEW DRAMA IN ONE ACT.
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Advertising
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THE WHY AND WHEREFORE.
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Snarls by Toby.
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Age has its Privileges.
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A Coming Terror.
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Equal to the Occasion.
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FIRE! FIRE! EVERYWHERE.
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Stage Matters.
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The Wrongs of Quid Ireland.
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Music hath Charms.
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Springes
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Mrs. Smoothbore on Fire.
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Glenelg Satisfied.
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Advertising
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An Unanswered Question.
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Too Compulsory.
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IN THE BOTANIC GARDENS.
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The Milky Way.
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The Right Sort of Prospector.
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The Coming Race.
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PICKINGS FROM THE POETS.
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NOTICE.
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ADELAIDE PUNCH.
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Non-Protectionism.
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Answers Required in Time.
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GOOD INTENTIONS
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Advertising
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Mr. Punch Down Town.
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Ex Cathedra.
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Things Palpably Untrue.
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A word for Steele.*
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LETTER BOX Private and Confidential.
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Mrs. Smoothbore at the Show-fair.
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Pleeceman X.
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A Young Politician.
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Stage Matters and Amusements
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Bad Language.
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Collision Between (the) Amelia and (the) Grace Darling.
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Advertising
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Springes
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Snarls by Toby.
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Notices to Correspondents.
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Hard Times.
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Truth (very much) Stranger than Fiction.
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DOODLE AGAIN.
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Hey Diddle Diddle!
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Advertising
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The “Cat.”
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The Tale of a Pig with a Kinky Tail.
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LABYRINTHAL NETWORK RAILWAY COMPANY, UNLIMITED.
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Advertising
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Pecksniff: His Picture.
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Advertising
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FAMILIAR FACTS FABLED.
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ST. PATRICK’S DAY.
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NOTICE.
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ADELAIDE PUNCH.
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Mr. Punch Down Town.
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A More than Nominal Equation.
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THE DEMON DRINK.
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Advertising
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LETTER BOX A word anent Theatrical Entertainments.
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The Demon—Drink.
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A Precocious Prince.
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Stage Matters and Amusement
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The Nairne Railway Bungle.
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Springes
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Our Cartoon.
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“Give me answer to it.” —Othello.
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Notices to Correspondents.
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Mrs. Smoothbore and St. Patrick.
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Port Victor’s Geographical Position.
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Pleeceman X on Licenses.
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Advertising
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Premium Extraordinary.
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THE TWO RIBBONS.
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A Recognition from Mr. Punch.
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The Irish Question.
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Advertising
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FAMILIAR FACTS FABLED.
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ADELAIDE PUNCH.
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Familiar Facts Fabled (by A. E. Sop.)
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Advertising
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Stage Matters.
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Pleeceman X and Gaul.
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Springes
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Notices to Correspondents
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The Wail of the Water Drinker.
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Train Wrecking (a la mode).
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THE NINETEENTHS CENTURY MONSTER WHICH LIVES ONLY CENT HUMAN DLOOD.
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Mrs. Smoothbore on Things in General.
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A Tale of Mr. Punch’s adventures in the Hills.
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A Cow-ardly Trick.
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Shocking Illiteracy of South Australian Legislators.
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Mr. Punch’s Sympathy with Royalty.
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For the Criminal Classes.
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The First Time of Asking.
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Crushers by “Rolling Stone.”
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CONCERNING FALLACIOUS APHORISMS.
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HUGHIE AT HOME-BLOWING SOUTH SEA BUBBLES.
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Amounts Received.
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ADELAIDE PUNCH.
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Mr. Punch’s Special Police Report.
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PICKINGS FROM THE POETS.
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LETTER BOX On the latest Order of Merit.
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In Memoriam RICHARD EGAN LEE (DIED MARCH 31, 1883).
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Revised Proverbs.
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Mr. Punch Down Town.
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Draw the Stumps.
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Notices to Correspondents.
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Pleeceman X on Tramways.
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A USELESS QUESTION.
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Flies.
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VISITS TO COUNTRY FRIENDS DURING THE VACATION.
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Stage Matters.
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Mrs. Smoothbore on Things in General.
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Conundrum.
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One for Holloway.
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A Poe-tioal Fragment.
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The Governor’s visit to Sowtheseterton.
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Another Recruit.
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The D-1!
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“THEY ALSO SERVE WHO ONLY STAND AND WAIT."-Milton
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The Advance of the Egg-Sucked Sciences.
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Mrs. Smoothbore on Things in General.
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A New Way of Paying Old Debts.
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THE MAJOR’S FAREWELL.
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ADELAIDE PUNCH.
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Answers to Correspondents.
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A Promising Investment.
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PICKINGS FROM THE POETS.
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Mr. Punch Down Town.
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A Twopen(n)y Notion.
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Fleeceman X on the Destitute.
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LETTER BOX On Fashions in Dress.
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Cribbage.
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Elegy
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THE MINISTERIAL MEET.
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Stage Matters.
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Railway Conveniences.
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The Office Boy at it Again.
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Springes
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Crushers (by Rollingstone.)
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Who is Jenkins?
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Things one Often Reads about but Seldom Sees.
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Whisky and Water.
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THE BOGIE HORSE AND HIS RIDER.
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Verbal Criticism.
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Glyde’s Reflections.
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Mrs. Smoothbore on things in General.
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He Towereth Above Them All.
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This to be Read by the Blind
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Rustic Humor.
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THE LITTLE CORPORAL.
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ADELAIDE PUNCH.
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PICKINGS FROM THE POETS.
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LETTER BOX On Damaged Samples.
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Poor Dog-G-rill.
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Punch Down Town.
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"As Ithers See Us.”
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On Dit.
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IT’S AN (H)ILL WIND, &c.
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“I am Sir Oracle and when I ope my mouth let no dog bark.”
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“O Breathe Again That Air.
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THE COMING COMBAT.
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Stage Matters.
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Crushers (by Rollingstone) Concerning Fallacious Aphorisms. “A ROLLING STONE GATHERS NO MOSS.”
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Wanted to Know.
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The High Rate of Interest.
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The Wisdom of Solomon.
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Springes
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To Correspondents.
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Kindness Pays.
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A skilful Operation.
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Pleeceman X on Duty.
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Cheap Puffs.
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A Happy Thought.
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A Young Lady’s Definitions.
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ANOTHER NEGLECTED CHILD BROUGHT IN.
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ADELAIDE PUNCH.
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A Melancholy Fact for Travellers.
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Overheard in Victoria Square.
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PICKINGS FROM THE POETS.
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The Opinion of Hoki Poki, of the Cannibal Islands, about us. LETTER BOX
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Herr Staudigl’s Straight Tip.
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Stage Scraps.
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Cablegram-attic.
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Religious Radicalism.
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“The Young Idea.”
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GOLD MINING AT "THE BIRD IN THE BUSH.”
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A Victorian’s Opinion of South Australia.
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THE RAILWAY PUZZLE; OR, THE THREE CARD TRICK.
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Springes
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Received.
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Crushers (by Rollingstone) Concerning Fallacious Aphorisms. “TWO HEADS ARE BETTER THAN ONE.”
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Legitimate Progress.
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Mrs. Smoothbore on Things in General.
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The Verdict.
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Terrible Misfortune.
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True P(b)athos.
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Verb. Sap.
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Royal Agricultural Society.
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Mrs. Smoothbore on things in General.
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No title
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ADELAIDE PUNCH.
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“Punch’s Hotel.”
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An Awful Advertisement.
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PICKINGS FROM THE POETS.
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LETTER BOX On High Art in the Colony.
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South Australian Precocity.
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Hard Times.
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Stage Scraps (by Chips.)
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Curiosities of Opposition.
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PLANTING SEASON.
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Gibes and Gambols.
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PATIENCE (POLITICALLY PARAPHRASED BY MR. PUNCH).
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Springes
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Recipe for Making an Unpaid Patriot.
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Herr Standigl goes out.
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Notice to Correspondents.
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The Schoolmaster Abroad.
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A Lamb-ment.
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A Hard Case.
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Not so Bad as it Seems.
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A Scotchman’s Apostrophe to his Lost Terrier.
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SUBJECT FOR BAS RELIEF TO BE PLACED IN THE S.A. NATIONAL GALLERY.
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ADELAIDE PUNCH.
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The Petition of Clodus, the Cropless, of South Australia, Farmer, to Jupiter Pluvialis.
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PICKINGS FROM THE POETS.
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Stage Scraps (by Chips.)
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Ill Arranged Language.
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Airy Somethings.
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The Perfect Man.
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Two Wrongs to a Write.
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Springes
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Mrs. Smoothbore on things in General.
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Grandma on the Times.
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“HERE’S SPORT INDEED.”
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Punch Down Town.
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The St. Leger.
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THE PRMIER DEFIANT.
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“Soft Nothings.”
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Railway Casualties.
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Shadows.
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Notice to Correspondents
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Corney Point Light.
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A DRY REMARK ON A WET SUBJECT.
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Vivat Red Tape.
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Oh Kay.
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THE TRANSITION OF VENUS (DE MEDICI).
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ADELAIDE PUNCH.
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Qui S’excuse S’accuse.
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LETTER BOX On Teutonizing the Colony.
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Mrs. Smoothbore on Things in General.
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Advertising
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Springes
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Answers to Correspondents.
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Advertising
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Pleeceman X on Dogs.
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S.A.J.C. MELANGE,
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Punch down Town.
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The Adelaide Cup.
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LAVVY’S GREAT BAREBACK JUGGLING FEAT WITH THE THREE GOLDEN BALLS.
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Stage Scraps (by Chips.)
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Augustus Gudgeon’s Flute.
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Open your Mouth and Shut your Eyes.
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Spartan Impartiality.
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Feminine Miseries.
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A. R. G. RING SETTINGS.
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ADELAIDE PUNCH.
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Sticking a Pig.
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LETTER BOX The Little Corporal to the G-O-M
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Advertising
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A Gubernatorial Query.
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Punch down Town.
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Eccentricities in Religion
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A Fable (?)
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Mrs. Smoothbore on Things in General.
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SCANNING THE HEAVENS FOR A LONG-EXPECTED PHENOMENON.
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A Tin-sel (1) Testimonial.
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Advertising
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NEW HONORS FOR THE LITTLE CORPORAL.
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Springes
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Important Notice.
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Advertising
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The Coming Railway Manager.
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Our Naughty Contributor.
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The Exact Site of Paradise Discovered at last.
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A Delicately Neat Compliment
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Stage Scraps. (By Chips.)
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Ministerial Nursery Rhyme.
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The Premier’s Song
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Difference of Opinion.
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Justice's Justice.
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COLLARED.
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FACILIS EST DESCENSUS.
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ADELAIDE PUNCH.
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What’s in a Name ?
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PICKINGS FROM THE POETS.
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Advertising
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LETTER BOX A Step in the Right Direction.
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The Evil of Great Cities.
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Acknowledgment of Remittances Received.
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Punch Down Town.
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Elysium.
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Cœteris Paribus.
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Advertising
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A Protest.
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BIRTHDA WINNERS.
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Springes
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Notices to Correspondents.
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Stage Scraps. (By Chips.)
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Some Correspondence. Surreptitiously Obtained.
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Bravo, Sir William.
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Physiological Phenomenon.
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Battles of Life.
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Genteel Christianity.
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Measure for Measure.
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Language.
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A LECTURE.
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ADELAIDE PUNCH.
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Who’s Hit ?
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THE MAIDEN ALL FORLORN.
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LETTER BOX On Parvenu Distinctions.
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“De Lunatico Inquirendo.”
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Mrs. Smoothbore in Parliament.
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Hoop la !
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Give it up.
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WHEN JOHNNY COMES RCHING HOME AGAIN.
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Springes (Pill)Grim Humor.
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Ministerial Melody on the Hon. John’s Return.
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Familiar Facts Fabled.
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Mr. Punch’s Cryptographic Letter to an Unkind Lady.
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Stage Scraps (by Chips.)
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Sic(k) est Vita.
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Notices to Correspondents.
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A Fable.
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THE SULKY BOY.
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ADELAIDE PUNCH.
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High Life in North Adelaide.
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PICKINGS FROM THE POETS.
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LETTER BOX
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The City Corporation repentant.
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Tattered Remnant of Letter picked up near Parliament House on 31st May.
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Punch Down Town.
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Herr Staudigl at the Servants Home.
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Advertising
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SHAMEFUL TREATMENT OF A STEPMOTHER.
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A SACRIFICE
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Stage Scraps (by Chips.)
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Want of Confidence.
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Advertising
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Springes
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Bunthorne On the Way to do it. (With Apologies to Mr. Gilbert.)
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The Polyglotwoggle.
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Advertising
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Notices to Correspondents.
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Good Again.
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EXTREMES MEET.
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Familiar Facts Famed.
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Advertising
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PHILANTHROPIC.
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ADELAIDE PUNCH.
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Opening Ceremonies Extraordinary.
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PICKINGS FROM THE POETS.
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Advertising
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LETTER BOX On Names of Places.
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Solemn Comicality.
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The Town Clerk in Explanation.
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Punch Down Town.
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Witty though Unwise.
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THE MODERN LACCOON AND HIS SONS IN THE TOILS OF THE SERPENTS.
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A CHILDLESS STEP-MOTHER
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Stage Scraps, by Chips.
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Confusion worse Confounded.
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Immigration Extra-ordinary.
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Springes
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Mrs. Smoothbore at the Hunt.
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A Legal Sleuthhound.
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Advertising
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Notices to Correspondents.
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A GRAVE SUBJECT.
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Cribbage.
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SWELLS AT THE BAR.
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ADELAIDE PUNCH.
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Punch Bowl Pictures, No. 1.
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PUNCH BOWL
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Punch Down Town.
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Stage Scraps, by Chips
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Advertising
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Slight Omission.
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Sauce from a Goose for a Gander.
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A Critical Juncture.
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FRIENDS IN DISGUISE.
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Mr. Punch: Concerning Himself.
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Answers to Correspondents.
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Splendid Opening.
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THE WIERD SITERS AT WORK.
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A Distinction without a Difference.
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A Distinction with a Difference.
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Double-mindedness.
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The Telegrammists of the Period.
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The Building Blunder
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Large Coxscomb.
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Advertising
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Springes
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On Loafers and Loafing.
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Advertising
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Notices to Correspondents.
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WATERFALL (OR WHAT A FALL.)
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Advertising
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The very Chiefest of Sinners.
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Polite Conversation in Port Railway Carriage.
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Advertising
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OLD MOTHER NIGNAG IN A FRIGHTFUL PET AGAIN.
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ADELAIDE PUNCH.
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Punch Bowl Pictures, No. 2.
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PUNCH BOWL
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Advertising
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Punch Down Town.
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Advertising
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What is Original Poetry.
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TO MY GRANDFATHER.
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Advertising
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LETTER BOX TO HIE PROPRIETOR OF "ADELAIDE PUNCH.”
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Business Proposals: Popping the “Question” in Modern Days.
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Advertising
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Mrs. Smoouibure on mings in General.
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Advertising
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THE FESTIVE PATRICIUS SPOILING FOR A FIGHT.
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Remittances to June 30th. Acknowledged.
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Advertising
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THE MARRIED WOMEN’S PROPERTY ACT-AND AFTER
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Springes
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Notices to Correspondents.
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Revolutionary.
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Advertising
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Stage Scraps, by Chips.
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Advertising
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The Editor's Song of the Scissors.
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Advertising
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Notices to Correspondents.
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ANOTHER RAILWAY FOG.
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Advertising
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SCLP-HUNTERS UNDER THE DOG ACT.
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ADELAIDE PUNCH.
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Punch Bowl Pictures, No. 3.
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PUNCH BOWL
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Advertising
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Punch Down Town.
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Advertising
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The Dentist and the Gold Mine.
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A Clincher.
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Advertising
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Fubbs’s Shower Bath: An Agony in Two Fyttes.
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FYTTE II.—MID-WINTER.
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Important Discovery.
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Advertising
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SKETCH OF A NOVEL MAIL BAG CONVEYANCE, FROM CAPE JERVIS TO KANGAROO ISLAND.
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Vive British Independence.
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Advertising
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A HESITATING TREASURER.
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Springes
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Mrs. Smoothbore on things in General.
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The “Capital” Question.
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The “Labour” Question.
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Deputation to Chief Secretary.
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Lusus Naturae.
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Mind and Matter..
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A "Moving” Scene.
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Singular Plurality
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Notices to Correspondents.
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THE PROGRESS OF CIVILIZATION.
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Advertising
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STUDIES FOR S. A. ART GALLERY.
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ADELAIDE PUNCH.
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Punch Bowl Pictures, No. 4.
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Advertising
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LETTER BOX
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H. C. M. in reply (per favor of Mr. PUNCH).
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An Edgar Allan Poe(m.)
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Frozen-in Lawyers.
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Punch Down Town.
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Advertising
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The Two Sides of the Question.
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Cherished Delusions.
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Definitions.
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Job’s Comforter.
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Loving Encounter.
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TRAMCAR POLITENESS.
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The Electric Detective.
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TOTALIZATOR FALLS AT THE LAST JUMP.
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Stage Scraps, by Chips
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Budget Drinking Song.
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In Memoriam.
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Springes
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Mrs. Smoothbore on things in General.
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My Trim-built Wherry.
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Conundrum by Mr. Speaker.
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Advertising
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Answers to Correspondents.
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Advertising
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O TEMPORA! O MORES!
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ADELAIDE PUNCH.
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Punch. Bowl Pictures, No. 5.
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Advertising
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“PUNCH BOWL PICTURES”—No. 5.
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Advertising
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Punch Down Town.
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Lapsus Linguae.
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Notices to Correspondents.
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ADIEU.
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Advertising
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Stage Scraps, by Chips
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The Indispensable.
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Capital fun.
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Telegramania.
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Advertising
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THE LITTLE HE KICKED OUT.
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Springes
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The Church in Danger.
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A Prophetic Dirge for the Ides of March, 1884.
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Poor Benedict.
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A Child-ish Excuse.
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Mrs. Smoothbore on Things in General.
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Heard at the West End.
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Advertising
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Answers to Correspondents.
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Prophet and Loss.
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DRIVER GETTING IMPATIENT AT DELAY.
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Cribbage.
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A PAIR FROM MARK TWAIN.
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DISCOURAGED HER.
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UPS AND DOWNS OF AN INFLATED FROG WHO WOULD A ROAMING GO (after Culchah).
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ADELAIDE PUNCH.
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Punch Bowl Pictures, No. 6.
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A Case for Mr. Abrahams.
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Advertising
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Punch Down Town.
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The Emigrants Lament. AIR—“It might have been a fancy.
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Stage Scraps, by Chips
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Things that Cannot Possibly be True.
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Mr. Punch’s Friendly Hints to Members of Parliament.
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Not a Correction.
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Mirabile Dictul.
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Among the Gods.
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Advertising
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THE IMMIGRATION QUESTION [?]OTH SIDES OF THE EQUATOR
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Springes
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Caught by the Boots.
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Not True.
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Answers to Correspondents.
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Advertising
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GRANNY REWARDETH THE TWO LITTLE PETS OF THE BURRA.
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ADELAIDE PUNCH.
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Punch Bowl Pictures, No. 7.
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Advertising
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Punch Down Town.
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Advertising
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Pleeceman X on the Weather.
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Advertising
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Stage Scraps Chips.
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The Silent Member.
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The Devil’s Punch Bowl.
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The Treatment of the Destitute Poor.
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Suggestion to Photographers.
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Remittances Acknowledged.
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Advertising
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THE COROT SHIP
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Springes
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In Memoriam.
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Mrs. Smoothbore on Things in General.
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Notices to Correspondents.
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Last Week’s Thought-reading.
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Zoological Catalogues.
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An Imposing Ceremony.
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Faeing a Difficulty.
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Wether or No!
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Customary.
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Cribbage.
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BOODLES’ FIRST DAY’S FISHING IN THE TORRENS.
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Advice Gratis.
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Advertising
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SHALL WE SAY—THAT’S SETTLED!
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ADELAIDE PUNCH.
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Punch. Bowl Pictures, No. 8.
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LETTER BOX
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’Tis Wicked to be Poor.
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Advertising
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Mimic Wharfare.
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Bank your Fires—Go Slow.
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That’s It.
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Advertising
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Punch Down Town.
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Colonial Kcfinement.
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Tho Objecting Member.
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Advertising
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CRUSHING O[?]AL VITALITY; OR THE CAPITALISTS’ OBJECTIVE VI[?]E GOVERNMENT TAXATION SCHEME.
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Springes
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Advertising
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Important News for Finance Syndicates.
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The way to get out of a scrape—Let the beard grow.
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Rumors so obviously untrue as to require no Refutation.
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Advertising
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Mrs. Smoothbore on Things in General.
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Advertising
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Notices to Correspondents.
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A Fact for Dentists.
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Advertising
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Cribbage.
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THE LABOR QUESTION.
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Advertising
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THE SICK COUNTRY AND RIVAL PHYSICTANS.
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ADELAIDE PUNCH.
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Punch Bowl Pictures, No. 9.
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Advertising
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Cheap Farming.
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Punch Down Town.
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Mrs. Smoothbore on Population.
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Advertising
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Stage Scraps, by Chips.
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The Immigrants’ Complaint.
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Tilings not Strictly True.
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A Husky Piece of Business.
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Advertising
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A-TRYING GO A LOAN.
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Wet Paint.
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Advertising
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The Working Man’s Meeting.
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Parliamentary Portraits.
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The Quality of Alercy.
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Pun-gent.
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Heeds or Tails.
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Advertising
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Advice to Colonial Statesmen. [GRATIS.]
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He Tried to Go a Loan.
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The Glorious Uncertainty of Law.
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Cribbage.
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THE JUDGE’S CHOICE.
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Advertising
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“FUR AND FEATHER PENCILLINQS,"
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ADELAIDE PUNCH.
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Notices to Correspondents.
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“PUNCH BOWL PICTURES.”—No. 10.
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Punch Down Town.
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Parliamentary Portraits.
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Shadows on the Wall.
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An Episode in Camp Life.
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Advertising
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Stage Scraps, by Chips.
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Dear Me.
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Cribbage.
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Not an Advertisement.
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Advertising
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THE [?]TION BELT.
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Springes
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Fubbs: Ye Ancient Mariner.
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II.—COLLAPSE.
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Advertising
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LETTER BOX Unequal Treatment.
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Mrs. Smoothbore on things in General.
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A Distinguished Visitor.
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Is he Warranted Sound.
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“Everybody knows,” &c.
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351
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Progress at Port Pirie.
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Have you been Invited ?
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A Colorable Case.
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Singular Standpoint.
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A Ticklish Treasurer.
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I HAD TO GO.
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ADELAIDE PUNCH.
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Punch Bowl Pictures, No. 11.
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More Entirely Satisfactory.
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Punch Down Town.
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Unfounded Rumors.
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354
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Legal Amusement.
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354
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To Correspondents.
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354
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More than Seven.
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354
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Advertising
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354
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Special Report of Cabinet Meeting.
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355
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Things said, down Town—True and Otherwise.
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Advertising
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355
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THE QUA[?]N THE CAMP.
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Springes
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358
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Mrs. Smoothbore at the Demonstration.
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Parted.
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Advertising
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Stage Scraps, by Chips.
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Pshaw !
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News from the Seat of War.
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“A Scribbler” to the front.
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Perdition, Seize Thee.
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360
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MRS. BROWN AT THE SEMAPHORE.
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360
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The Mount Lofty Maiden.
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360
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Cribbage.
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360
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LIGHTNING CAPERS AT PORT LINCOLN.
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361
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ADELAIDE PUNCH.
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361
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Punch Bowl Pictures, No. 12.
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361
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The Anti-Public Service.
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361
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Punch Down Town.
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362
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Punch to the Rescue !
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362
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Advertising
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362
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To Correspondents.
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362
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Remittances Acknowledged.
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362
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A Little Scene
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362
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Advertising
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362
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Stage Scraps, by Chips.
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Mr. Punch’s Privilege.
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Advertising
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363
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THAT COY EBE[?]AT A NEW JOB.
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Springes
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366
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Mrs. Smoothbore on Things in General.
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366
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Contribution per the Inspector-General of Schools.
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366
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Helpfulness a Christian Duty.
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366
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Advertising
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366
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Pleeceman X on Morals.
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367
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The Bank Clerk.
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367
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What scent do most young ladies like ? O-pop-an’-ax.
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367
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“To All in Authority over us.”
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368
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Trusting Trustfulness.
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368
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Advertising
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369
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A Cabinet Group of Six.
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370
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Why didn’t You say So.
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Advertising
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370
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THE SOCIAL PURITY QUESTION AND THE SWEET-GIRL GRADUATE.
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371
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ADELAIDE PUNCH.
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371
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Punch Bowl Pictures, No. 13.
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371
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“The Bonnie Bit of Bine."
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371
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Punch. Down Town.
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372
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Notices to Correspondents.
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372
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Mrs. Smoothbore at the Showfair
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372
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Advertising
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372
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The Little Corporal to the G.O.M.
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373
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Parliamentary Portraits.
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373
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“I Like Thy Wit Well, Hal.”
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373
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Live and Let Live.
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373
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Social Purity.
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373
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Advertising
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373
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LAVVY’S LA[?]EAL FAILS. (Adapted [?]o' London.)
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Cribbage.
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376
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Airy Nothings.
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376
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Stage Scraps, by Chips.
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377
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“To Persons in Difficulties.”
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377
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A Self-Answering Question.
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377
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Corporation Capers.
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377
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Spiritual.
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377
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Advertising
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377
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Cribbage.
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378
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ANY EXCUSE BETTER THAN NONE.
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378
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A Caveat.
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379
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Don’t ail Speak at Onee.
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379
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Advertising
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379
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382
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An Old Story in a New Garb.
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He Soothed Her.
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382
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Euchred !
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382
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Advertising
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382
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THE NAIRNE AND GLENELG RAILWAY RACES.
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383
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ADELAIDE PUNCH.
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383
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Punch Bowl Pictures, No. 14.
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383
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Advertising
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383
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Punch Down Town.
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384
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Only Just Missed it!
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384
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Auxiliary Dissipation.
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384
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Springes
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384
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Aspirations in Snowtown.
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384
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The Horrid Fellow.
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384
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“The (h)ear and ’ear-ring.”
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384
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Anomalous Rather.
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384
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A Financial Question Settled.
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384
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Advertising
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384
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LETTER BOX
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385
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Things Absolutely Untrue.
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385
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New Books Received.
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385
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New Zealand Cherries.
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385
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Advertising
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385
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A Hopeless Case.
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385
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THE STATE OF [?]LIC BUSINESS.
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386
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387
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Stage Scraps, by Chips.
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388
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Mrs. Smoothbore on Things in General.
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388
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Advertising
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388
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Cribbage.
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389
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Shocking.
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389
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A Moment-ous Question.
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389
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Reckless Railway Management Again.
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389
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Advertising
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389
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Herr Staudigl sees Something.
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389
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To Correspondents.
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389
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Advertising
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389
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Meditation by Burns, kindly favored by his Foreman Cutter.
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390
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A Delicate Hint.
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390
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Notices to Correspondents.
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390
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OUR RURAL POST OFFICE.
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390
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The Barber Refuses to Talk.
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391
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Advertising
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391
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394
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A Cabinet Group of Six.
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Why didn't You say So.
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A Caveat.
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Advertising
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394
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THERE’S MANY A TRUE WORD, &c.
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395
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ADELAIDE PUNCH.
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395
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Punch Bowl Pictures, No. 15.
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395
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To Correspondents.
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395
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Punch Down Town.
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396
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They gave Him Best.
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396
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Springes
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396
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The Servants Home.
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396
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Fashion’s Slave.
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396
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He had Smelt a Rat.
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396
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Advertising
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396
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Stage Scraps, by Chips.
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397
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Wherefore.
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397
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An Over-draught.
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397
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A Voice from the Stockade.
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397
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Dirge : Degradation of Constitutional Government in S. A
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397
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Immigration Notice.
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397
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Died.
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397
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Missing.
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397
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Advertising
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397
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FUNERAL OBSEQUIES OF THE LAST BET: A RESULT OF MORAL LEGISLATION
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398
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Advertising
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398
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WAITING ON PROVIDENCE.
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399
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Mrs. Smoothbore on Things in General.
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400
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These by the Way.
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400
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Parliamentary Portraits. No. VII. THE INSOUCIANT MEMBER.
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401
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On the Semaphore Sandhills.
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401
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Ecclesiastical Gambling.
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401
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What a Tearful Snob he must be.
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401
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A Few Moderate Anecdotes.
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401
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Advertising
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401
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Market Report.
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402
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Eminent Medical Experimentalist.
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402
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Within Corporate Bounds (Suburban.)
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402
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Mem. For the Railway Depertment.
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402
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Don’t all SpeaK at Once.
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403
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Advertising
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403
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It wks not the fault of the Secretary.
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403
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Advertising
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403
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404
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405
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406
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Cribbage.
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406
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Advertising
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406
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OF COURSE HE KNEW.
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407
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ADELAIDE PUNCH.
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407
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In Mem.
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407
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Punch Down Town.
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408
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Coffee and Smoke by a Regular Turk.
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408
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Rough on Adam.
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408
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Mrs. Smoothbore on Things in General.
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408
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No title
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409
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Pringes The Wail of an Israelite.
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409
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Marriage in High Life.—Rather High
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409
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Parliamentary Portraits.
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409
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Does lie Really Know ?
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409
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Advertising
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409
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AN EXCITING GAME AT CUT THROAT. (WHICHNS?)
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410
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411
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Stage Scraps by Chips.
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412
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Good-Natured.
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412
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Anti-Fat.
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412
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Captain Begg will Excuse the Liberty.
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412
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Tip for next Election.
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412
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Advertising
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412
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Remittances Acknowledged.
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413
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Accommodation for Man and Beast.
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413
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Practical, or rather Impracticable.
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413
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Toilet Talk.
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413
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An “Undesigned Coincidence.”
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413
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The Rising Generation.
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413
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Inconsolable Widow.
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413
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Every Man to his Trade.
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413
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Advertising
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413
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To Correspondents.
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414
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A New Credit.
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414
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Extra For Politicians.
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414
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AT A FASHIONABLE RESTAURANT.
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414
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Prize Essay on Expostulation.
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415
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Advertising
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415
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417
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418
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Cribbage.
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418
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HERO WORSHIP.
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418
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Advertising
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418
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ROYAL SOCIETY GOSSIP MEETING.
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419
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ADELAIDE PUNCH.
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419
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Punch Bowl Pictures, No. 16.
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419
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Advertising
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419
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Stage Scraps by Chips.
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420
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Coffee and Smoke by a Regular Turk.
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420
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Religious Education by the State.
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420
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Advertising
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420
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Mixed.
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421
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Pleeceman X on the Oatlis Abolition Bill.
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421
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Song for a Premier.
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421
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TOTALIZATOR T[?]S THE MONEY.
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422
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423
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Springes
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424
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Honor to whom, &c.
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424
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A Case of Identity.
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424
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Good for Burns.
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424
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The Bunyip Again.
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424
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Legislation a La Mode.
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424
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Prodigious.
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424
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We’re a' fu’ Thegither.
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424
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Curious Vehicles.
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424
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Advertising
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424
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Mrs. Smoothbore on things in General
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425
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A Dark Mystery.
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425
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Contented Scotchmen.
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425
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Advertising
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425
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To Correspondents.
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426
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Whose Going to Swear.
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426
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A GALLER (GAWLER.)
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426
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Advertising
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427
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428
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429
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430
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Cribbage.
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430
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Advertising
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430
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Mr. Punch to the Ladies and Gentlemen of South Australia
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430
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Advertising
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430
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AT THE FANCY FAIR.
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431
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ADELAIDE PUNCH.
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431
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Punch Bowl Pictures, No. 17.
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431
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Punch Down Town.
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432
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A Conundrum.
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432
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Advertising
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432
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To Correspondents.
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432
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Parliamentary Portraits
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432
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Cave Canem.
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432
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Advertising
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432
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Springes
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433
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Mr. Hiram Squelp’s Notions.
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433
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The Way Things Go.
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433
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434
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435
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Advertising
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433
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Stage Scraps by Chips.
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436
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A Bootless Kick Out.
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436
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LETTER BOX
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437
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From the Swivel-tongued Patricius.
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437
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“A Freend and a Bottle to Gie Him.”
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437
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How is This.
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Military Honor.
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Poor Wapstraw.
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Conventional Customs.
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Mrs. Brown on Marine Board Themes
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A Fugitive Thought—Bolting !
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Advertising
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Cribbage.
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Advertising
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Mr. Punch to the Ladies and Gentlemen of South Australia
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Advertising
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POST PRANDIAL EXPERIENCES AT THE PORT.
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ADELAIDE PUNCH.
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Punch Bowl Pictures, No. 18.
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Punch Down Town.
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Women ! To Arms !
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Parliamentary Portraits. No. XI.
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Drawing the Line.
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Strange, if True!
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Advertising
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Springes
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The Coming Cup.
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Latter-day Cannibalism.
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Wonderful!
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A Canon-ade.
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The Situation.
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Advertising
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A VISIT FROM TWO VICTORIAN RAIWAY (S)MASHERS.
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Stage Scraps by Chips.
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To Correspondents.
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Advertising
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Mr. Hiram Squelp’s Notions.
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Found—A Guinea !
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What is Property?
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447
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Bottled Moonshine. (A Tale of Three Stars.)
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448
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Love’s Delights and Torments.
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448
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Picturesque.
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448
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Long Credit.
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448
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Surgical Operation.
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448
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Facts Generally Known, but not in the Civil Service.
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448
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Mems. for the Cricket Ground.
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448
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NATIVE MODESTY.
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ADELAIDE PUNCH.
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449
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The Late Sir William Morgan.
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Rough on the Ring.
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449
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Advance Victoria!
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Punch Down Town.
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450
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To Correspondents
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450
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Query for Naturalists.
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450
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The Town Hall Bells.
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450
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Curious or Cruel ?
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450
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Gone to the Deuce !
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Now Granny Explain Please.
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450
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Advertising
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450
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Stage Scraps by Chips.
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Profound.
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Anomalous Rather.
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Can this be True ;-or anywhere near the Truth?
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Advertising
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LETTER BOX Mon cher Monsieur Punch.
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Wanted to Know.
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“Crusts.”
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Here’s a Chance.
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454
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The Epicure !
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Advertising
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454
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Cribbage.
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The Willunga Railway.
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Ambiguous.
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455
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Pleeceman X’s Views on Single Girls.
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455
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“The Brethren will now Take up the Collection.”
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BUSH HOSPITALITY.
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456
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Sense or Nonsense.
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456
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LAST QUARTER OF HONEYMOON. (For First Quarter set last page.)
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ADELAIDE PUNCH.
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Punch Bowl Pictures, No. 19.
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Is Adelaide a Musical City?
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458
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Crusts.
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Fiat Justitia Ruat Cœlum.
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What Next!
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Advertising
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Stage Scraps by "Chips."
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Advertising
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TOO LATE.
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Mrs. Smoothbore on things in General.
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Intercolonial Cricket—By a Melbourne Man.
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For the Sydney “Bulletin.”
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462
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Orangelic Oratory.
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That Correspondent Again.
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Remarkable Discourse.
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A Magisterial Mistake.
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Received.
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The Waggin’ o’ Oor Dog’s Tail.
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Mournful News.
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Now This is Strange.
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463
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Advertising
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463
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To Correspondents.
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464
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The Destitute Board Again.
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Who Can Tell.
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464
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FIRST QUARTER OF HONEYMOON.
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A SPLENDID DRAW.
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465
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DELAIDE PUNCH.
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465
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Punch Bowl Pictures, No. 20.
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465
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Springes
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466
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The Closing of Parliament.
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466
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A New Definition for Doubters.
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466
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Advertising
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Punch Down Town.
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Neuralgic.
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467
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The Penny Dreadful on Art.
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Pleeceman X on Railways.
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467
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Advertising
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FANCY SKETCH OF WHAT MAY BE EXPECTED WHEN MEMBERS OF PARLIAMENT S[?]TO INSPECT THE NORTHERN TERRITORY RAILWAY AT THE COST OF THE COUNTRY.
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468
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LETTER BOX Miss Weathertop on Society.
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470
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MON CHER MONS. PUNCH.
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The Fading Lily.
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Advertising
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470
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To Correspondents.
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471
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Mosquitoes.
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471
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Crusts.
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471
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The Red Flag Again.
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471
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Advertising
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471
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Singular Breeding.
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472
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Another Discovery.
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472
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Out of His Shell.
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472
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THE – BAY SCANDAL.
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472
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Wonderful.
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472
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To Correspondents.
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472
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ADELAIDE PUNCH.
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473
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A Noble Aot.
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473
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Sanitary.
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473
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Wigging a Wigster.
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Punch Down Town.
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474
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Fugitive Papers.
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474
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For Poultry Farmers.
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474
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Advertising
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474
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LETTER BOX Miss Weathertop on Society.
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475
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Vale.
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475
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The Wasted Session.
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475
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Betsy on Heavenly Subjects.
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475
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Advertising
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475
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A CLEVER DOG.
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476
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NORTHERN TERRITORY BANQUET NOW ON
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477
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Stage Scraps by “Chips.”
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478
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“Art Education"
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478
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Advertising
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478
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Boarding Out.
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478
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“The Most Unkindest Cut of All.”
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478
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Advertising
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478
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The Adventures of Ben Buntline. [DEDICATED TO DAVID NOCK, ESQ.]
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479
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Crusts.
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479
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Advertising
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479
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To Correspondents.
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480
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O-DON’T-O-LOGICAL.
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480
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A CRUSHING DEFEAT.
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481
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ADELAIDE PUNCH.
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481
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A Corpse Reviver.
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481
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Editorial Note.
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481
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Advertising
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481
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LETTER BOX
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482
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Our Representatives at the Intercolonial Conference. STRICTLY PRIVATE CORRESPONDENCE, OF NO INTEREST WHATEVER TO THE PUBLIC.
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482
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483
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Advertising
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482
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Stage Scraps by Chips.
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483
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“Children Cry for It.”
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483
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Nothing New.
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483
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“Britons Never Shall be Slaves.”
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483
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THE NEWLY-ELECTED MAYOR.
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484
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THE GREY WARD FLUTTER—WEIGHING-IN.
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485
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Punch Down Town.
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486
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A Noble Act.
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486
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Sanitary.
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486
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Lines.
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486
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Welcome Little Stranger.
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486
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Advertising
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486
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Things Said Which Nobody Believes.
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487
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Wigging a Wigster.
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487
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Pray Preserve the Social Grade !
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487
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Why a Magsman !
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487
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The Lord Chancellor’s Song from “lolanthe.”
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487
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What’s in a Name
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487
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Advertising
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487
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To Correspondents.
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488
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Dedicated To A Watchmaker. A ONE-SIDED REPORT OF A DIALOGUE.
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488
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Early Days.
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488
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CORNERED.
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488
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THE FIELD NATURALISTS TAKE AN "OUTING."
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489
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ADELAIDE PUNCH.
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489
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A Corpse Reviver.
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489
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Blow for Blow.
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489
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Funch Down Town.
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490
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The Meenister.
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490
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Advertising
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490
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Stage Scraps by Chips.
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491
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’Twas Ever Thus!
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491
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The “Mayor's” Meeting.
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491
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Advertising
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491
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THE MATRIMONIAL SPIDER AND THE FLIES.
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492
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OUR FESTIVE FEDRALS ABROAD.
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493
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THE MATRIMONIAL SPIDER AND THE FLIES.
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494
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OUR FESTIVE FEDRALS ABROAD.
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495
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LETTER BOX From the Swivel-tongued Patricius.
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496
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Philanthropy v. Philosophy.
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496
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What’s Yours ?
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496
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Advertising
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496
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Vale, Tomkey!
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496
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Advertising
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496
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Springes
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497
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The Reason Why.
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497
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The Dog Day’s.
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497
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Tumbles’ Organist.
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497
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“Order!” My Lord.
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498
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To Correspondents.
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498
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THE WONDERFUL SNAKE TRICK.
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498
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On Dit.
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498
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PARLIAMENTARY AMATEUR SURVEYORS AT WILLUNGA.
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499
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PORTRAIT OF A SMART MAN. DOWN FOR CHRISTMAS.
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499
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ADELAIDE PUNCH.
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500
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Punch Down Town.
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500
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From A Needle to An Anchor.
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500
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Obituary Notice.
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500
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Advertising
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500
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LETTER BOX
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501
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“Hoist with his own Petard."
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501
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A Cruel Ass-persion.
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501
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Christmas!
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501
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A CONVENTIONAL GAME OF SKITTLES.
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502
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THE "REGISTER” AS ANCICNT PISTOLS
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503
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Stage Seraps by Chips.
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504
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Fugitive Papers.
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504
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Advertising
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504
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Springes
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505
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Impressions of a New Chum.
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505
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An Extra-Judicial Oath.
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505
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Advertising
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505
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To Correspondents.
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506
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A REAL LIVE CHRISTMAS BOX.
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506
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PUNCH'S CHRISTMAS DREAM.
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508
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509
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HOLIDAY DIVERSIONS:—THEIR TROUBLES AND TRIUMPHS.
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511
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ADELAIDE PUNCH.
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511
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EDITORIAL NOTICE.
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511
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The Retort Courteous.
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511
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Punch Down Town.
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512
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A Preliminary Objection.
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512
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Cheap Luxuries.
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512
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SECOND SERIES.
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512
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Fugitive Papers.
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513
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Advertising
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513
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ALLEZ, HOUP LA; HERE WE ARE AGAIN!
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514
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WAPSTRAW’S CHRISTMAS DINNER.
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515
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Springes
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516
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Christmas Wishes.
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516
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The Young Rascals!
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516
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A New Industry.
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516
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Advertising
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516
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A Christmas Morning Execution.
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516
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Ad Captandum Vulgus.
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516
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A Deal of Trouble.
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516
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Advertising
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516
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Stage Scraps by Chips.
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517
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“Progress and Poverty.’
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517
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Ye Corporation and Its Detractors.
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517
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A Post-Prandial Performance.
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517
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Three Degrees of “ Comparison. ”
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517
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unity in Variety : A Consistent Quartette.
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517
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Advertising
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517
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To Correspondents.
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518
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A Smart Bo
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518
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THINGS ONE WOULD RATHER HAVE LEFT UNSAID.
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518
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